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Thread #113950   Message #3458571
Posted By: GUEST,Guest:john
28-Dec-12 - 11:40 PM
Thread Name: Mad Magazine parodies
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies
Entire "Watchdog in the Night".

Watchdog in the night, I never chained you,
Watchdog in the night, I always trained you,
To protect my house, until the night was through.

Then those burglars came, you didn't mind it,
They were after loot, you helped them find it,
Diamond rings and furs, you quickly led them to.

Watchdog in the night, a stupid beagle you were,
Watchdog in the night, and later on when I returned to my poor home,
How your jaws did foam,
You became a snapping dog, a crazy fearless yapping dog,

Whenever I'm sight, it's so upsetting,
Every time you bite, it's me you're getting,
Now you're full of fight, my watchdog in the night.