Am I really muddling the issue to say that Santa Claus AKA St Nicholas is the patron saint of prostitutes, small boys and pawnbrokers....... amongst other things......

Phoebe Bratling still believes in Father Christmas, even though he looks like Rosie's dad and didn't bring her the £200 worth of toys she wanted last year, despiter her asking him 3 times. She's going to be even more confused this year, there are 3 Santas at one fair tomorrow!!

Santa Claus is the one in red and Father Christmas (or Christemas) is the one in green with the holly wreath on his head..... one is the spirit of the season and the other is the spirit of the Season. Go figure....

LTS