Last time I went, I left my banjo in the front of the van for a few minutes, and when I got back, somebody had broken in and left two more. Could have been worse.... there were a lot of banjos about.
Re. the bodhran-throwing; in view of the cancellation of the dwarf-throwing (on PC grounds), how about a bodhran player-throwing event? I don't think the PC brigade would have much to say about that.
JK
PS How many bodhran players does it take to paper a room? ...Depends how thinly you slice them. Shaboom.