The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #28031   Message #346381
Posted By: mountain tyme
24-Nov-00 - 11:23 PM
Thread Name: BS: Really pissed off with America
Subject: RE: BS: Really pissed off with America
Hay John H GUEST. You mite'a GUEST wrong some. I fer one be really glad ya posted this thread. First ya gotta realize wen ya take a good deep look at this here USA curiosity it be pure Zen in action. Till ya mentioned it I almost fergot how much fun it is ta be a'have'n USA on my passport. I jus got back from a 400/800 mile trip wot I took ta play my banjo wif some frens. I was buyin $160 gasoline all day runnin my 8 litre along thet interstate an at 75 mph I be gettin 4 mpg a'fun, cept wen I be jus settin at idle ta run my two airconditioners whilst eat'n a sack'a methane burgers. Now if ya no yur history ya no all the best folks from all over the world come to this piece'a property 300 or so years ago an worked real hard an got it right. I sure don't mind if yer jus a'bit jealous but ya better not mess with it or this here vetrin will grab onta Teddy Rosevelts big stick once again an rap ya some. Not a threat, jus a promise. If ya ain't havin fun John jus try ta catch up partner. If yur thinkin I not be as concerned as you bout this immaginay "polution problem" I'll tell ya I do my part wen I ken. Example, tomorrow I be doin the legal thing, i'm gonna rake up all them messy wet fall leaves inta sacks an drag em in the house ta burn in thet fireplace cause "open burning" be frowned a'pon by some idjuts here abouts. I been savin 2 litre plastic soda bottles all summer fer kindlin jus ta get that fire a'goin. If yur wantin ta understand "pollution" scroll on back up an see wot Kendall sed. He's a wizzard an won't set ya wrong no way. He'll even sing it to ya if ya don't get it firs tyme round. Thanks again fer a wonderfilled idear thread John. Now sew up yur a'hole an participate. An one more thin, the onliest folks really worried about thet immaginary "global warming" is them real estate folks in Florida. Trust me on thet! Have a nice day John. We know ya mean well. Breathe deep, enjoy! :)