My cars:
1964-5: The Baboon (it had a pink rear), an ailing, aging Oldsmobile I bought from my boss for $50 to learn to drive on. Eventually, I could barely get to work before it boiled over, and on starting up at a stoplight in enveloped the car behind in steam. I kept a bike in the back seat as a life raft.
1965-69 or so: The Fodge, a Dodge Dart. Unexceptionable.
1969-72: The Speeding Blintz, a Volvo. I turned it over to a commune I joined, and have been car-free since.