Very good - Sugden was a genius, but I don't REALLY want to be admitting that I was only bettered as a lover by thousands or more!

Dammit, it looks as if I'm going to have to write a fakesong like Bert!



Flash of inspiration - there is a traditional song - sort of finishes with the song of the birds in the trees and the song that they sang was "She's Easy to Please" - or does that come out of the middle of the Bonny Black Hare?