Oh come on now Katy, stop that this instant! 8 stone is NOT fat! Any guy in their right mind know that when you wanna put a huggin' on someone, stick-girls just won't do! Give me an arm-fillin' girl anyday! Anyway, I'm only 9 1/2 stone, 5'8". When I met Bill Sables, said he thought I'd be taller!

--Matt