With thirty posts and three to make
Before the next of K doth make
ANother milestone, proud to sway
Above our Mother's tortuous way,
We each most come down from the shelf,
And look each deep within himself
To find the power, strength and will
These thirty posts and three to fill.
Thus each according to his station
Must plumb his far imagination
And boldly post, and bravely say,
"For Mom! On tot he next of Kay!"

Mortimer Gadfallion Blethiringscope III
"The Spirit of Progress"
from Reflections on the Future and Other Things
Plumsbroke and Fotheirngill, Swansea, 1949