Dear Going Nuts,

Yer spouse has no class at all. You oughta inform him that his behaviour is unacceptable and he either changes it or he loses you. I got a question of my own. Is yer spouse a gorilla? Sure as hell sounds like a couple of dumb gorillas I've known in my time.

- Chongo

Geez, now I gotta go get a French translator somewhere! Renata! Do you know any French?

Hang on. I'll be back in a bit...