My cut grass goes on the compost heap. Sorted.

Good point Keith, I piss on the compost heap (the open one anyway) each night last thing whilst letting the dog have a midnight run.

Got the usual water reclamation, solar panels, ground source pump, usual toys to make me feel smug about doing my bit, but to be truthful, that might be for the same reasons I buy new phones etc cos I love gadgets.

We eat what we buy, support the local farm shop and grow lots of our own veg and fruit. We produce more electricity than we consume and to be fair, Mrs Musket is far more save the planet than me.

Then we let ourselves down. We have an aga range burning gas 24/7. We are presently on a skiing holiday, flew here etc. ( I read that ski resorts are not planet friendly) and I love my sports cars.

Can't get everything right eh?