I don't know if anyone would know this song, or at least in this form.

There's a Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young song called "Teach Your Children", and at a campfire sing the night before a live-action roleplaying game I heard the staff of Xanodria sing a rewrite of the song called "Teach Your Party Well". It's all about surviving a roleplaying game and the hell that the DM (dungeon master) sets up for you. I'm looking for a copy of the rewrite lyrics, but I don't know if they're just within Xanodria itself or actually in circulation. Anyone?

Slán, Kiwi