You can, 9. I can't... it's against the law in my province. You gotta pay the undertaker here UNLESS you donate yer body to Dalhousie Medical School. They will take you in and treat yer ass with the respect it deserves - slice and dice and grind you up- three years later they will burn yer ass and put you in a container and ship ypu back to the sorry SOB you tell them to send you to. Best deal I have found in AGES!

Yakked at me buddy who is the head of family medicine in Atlantic Canada and asked if they will send me back by registerd mail. He didn't know. I said I hope not because if I do get back to my buddy he can spread my ashes where I ask him to and tell the undertakers I must be lost in the mail. Kinda like sidesteppin purgatory and the taxman if ya follow, eh?

I have always been a smart shopper keepin my eyes out fer a bargain. This is the best deal I have gotten in YEARS!