Did you say there's a dog parody of Molly Malone in the DT? Well the DT gives me Connection Refused when I try top go to the DT, like so many things about the Mudcat these last few days.(I DEMAND A RECOUNT) Anyway, there should be a dog parody of the song - here's a start, in case there isn't one already.

In Dublin's fair city There's a pavement that's slippy Where I first set my feet on where Colly Malone Had had this great notion, Of passing a motion That set my feet slipping and tripping so low. A-tripping so lo-ow - That dog's got to go-o! I'll strangle that mongrel called Colly Malone.