Nobody will tell me what the broadcasters did to get through the unexpected 20 minutes with no play. Y'all probably don't know. You weren't really watching the game.

In a movie, a sweet young thing who's trying to make it in show biz as a minor member of Beyonce's show would step up and wow the crowd. That probably didn't happen.

Oh well. I tell my husband that there are only 800 people left who watch television, but he doesn't believe me.