When another 'catter was suffering from incontinence, I sent him a top ten list of good things about incontinence--but I can't think of anything funny to put in a list about flu. Nasty stuff. Although I remember reading somebody's cure for the flu in the Berkeley Barb about thirty years ago: Get into a sleeping bag with your girlfriend and a dozen good doobies, get stoned, make love, sleep; repeat every four hours until cured. Thot oughta do ya, Spaw.

--seed