I really admire your physical dexterity. It's truly amazing how you can shoot yourself in the foot like that when your foot is in your mouth and your head is up your ass!

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Why don't you have a Plexiglas plate installed in your abdomen? That way, with your head where it is, you could see where you're going and not keep bumping into things all the time!

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Get a clue? What am I saying!!? You couldn't get a clue if it were the middle of clue mating season, you stripped naked, rubbed clue musk all over your body, then ran out into a field full of horny clues and did the clue mating dance!!

Ba-DUM-pum!!! (Rim shot!)

Don Firth

"I got a million of 'em!"
         —Jimmy Durante