We all know by now the tories hate:

1) the unemployed

2) the disabled

3) scientists

4) artists

5) musicians

6) women

7) the self-employed

8) johnny foreigner

9) anyone in a council house

10) thinking for yourself

11) anyone who holds ideals not connected with money

12) the state

13) people who wear trakky bottoms

14) doctors of medicine

15) wishy-washy people who like philosophy etc

16) vulnerable people

17) any expert who knows wtf they are talking about but don't agree with the tories

18) the working class

19) the middle class

20) the aspirational classes who they've fooled into believing the whole free market/wealth trickles down/strive to achieve social status thing to get them to work harder

21) the NHS

22) folk music

23) each other

24) satirists and political cartoonists

25) people who are ill through no fault of their own

26) ukip because they would like to be sordid little englanders like them but don't have the guts

27) compassion

28) anyone who points out capitalism might not be the best way forward in terms of the common good

29) any wildlife anywhere in the world (they love killing things)

31) people who can't count


. . . so nothing they come out with surprises me any more.