And another thing!

We don't make Salt'n'Vinegar "chips", we make Salt'n'Vinegar crisps. Chips are those things you call "fries"; only French fries are actually very thin chips, and contain far more fat, which is why we don't like them.

And it's Britannia -- one "T" and two "N"s.

That's two things, isn't it? Actually, you've got a point about the Teletubbies, so I suppose that evens it up.

Steve