Yeah, what is with this Catherine Zeta-Jones thing? I suppose anyone named Zeta (is that from Teletubbies, or have I missed something?) has complications. Is this because the Alpha and Beta versions did not work? I must admit that by the time they got to Zeta they had almost all the bugs worked out, except taste. Michael Douglas? Zero charisma. He almost personally wrecked Basic Instinct. Bring on the ice pick!!!

yours, Peter T.