"I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar"

---Dennis Leary---

And well... If it's good enough for Mulder, It's good enough for me...

;-)