Oh, and Sean Connery lives in Spain, I know my geography is a bit scatty, but isn't that nearer us than you??

And was there ever a final episode of a) Little House on the Prairie, b) the Waltons, c) Diagnosis Murder (should have been the first....) d) Happy Days, e) The Wonder Years ??

Swap you Madonna back for Martha's Vineyard.....?

LTS