By far my most uncomfortable dreams involve my being out on the street, in public, stark naked. I have a suspicion that these dreams hark back to a real-life occasion when I had to wear one of those silly hospital gowns that are open at the back. I had to wear it sitting in a very public part of the hospital. It was way too short for me, and didn't really wrap around sufficiently either, so I could not mobilise from one place to another in the building without my bare arse winking at the world. Now that's quite enough of that. Down, girls...