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Two roosters light on a fence.

1. How many legs do they have?
2. How many wings do they have?
3. How many beaks do they have?
　
A cat jumps onto the fence.

4. How many paws does it have?
5. How many ears does it have?
6. How many whiskers does it have?















　
　
1. 4
2. 4
3. 2
4. 4
5. 2
6. *












* You seem to know a lot about cocks but not much about pussy.