I `ad our local Jesuit priest in my cab last night. `e was looking very pleased with `imself, just as if `e`d done a conversion job on those atheists `oo run the betting shop.
I said, "Evening Pat, you`re looking chipper. You got yourself a new rosary then?"
`e said, " Nutting like that Jim. To be sure we`ve got a new Pope"
I said, " I know, I just saw it on the telly. `e must be a tough old bird."
`e said, "What makes you say that then, Jim?"
I said, "I would`ave thought thirty minutes at Gas Mark 5 would`ave been enough but `e was cooking for over an `our!!!"


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