The funny thing to me is that, as many of you know, my younger son has been called Jesus all the way through high school for looking exactly like pix of the long-blond-hair-and-beard Jesus of Renaissance art... and his middle name is Francis! So now I think he should be called Pope instead...

Also, pedantic me, this pontiff isn't Pope Francis the First, he is the first Pope Francis. He won't be Francis "+ Roman Numeral One" till there is a second Francis, to be Francis II. Just like you aren't Senior till you have a Junior.

"Do whatever steps you want if
You have cleared them with the pontiff
Everybody say his own
Kyrie eleison
Doin' the Vatican Rag!"