Women maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and a few more, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Face facts, Ebbie, you're a wuss.

Getting kicked in the nuts is much more painful than having a baby, and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.