The best thing to relieve severe pain is to guzzle large amounts of hard liqour. I swear by it. One thing that can sometimes go wrong, though, is you can get a real bad hangover which causes even MORE pain! To defeat the hangover, it may be necessary to do some more heavy drinkin'. One time I had a hangover so terrible, the pain was so awful, that I swore I would never drink again! I laid around most of the weekend, groanin' and moanin' and swearin' that I would never drink again, so help me, Kong. Fortunately, though, I recognized by Monday that I musta just gone temporarily insane to even be thinkin' such a stupid thing, and I went straight to the bar and had some more whisky. I felt better right away.

The only way I know that is better than whisky for defeatin' severe pain is unconsciousness. Nothin' works better than that. You don't feel a thing. The trouble is, though, somebody may be stealin' yer wallet or dumpin' you over the side of a boat in lead boots if yer unconscious, and you won't know it's happenin'.

For this reason I do not regard it as a very good method of relievin' pain, and I try to avoid it.

- Chongo