The place I come from doesn't have a Tory MP either and never has done.

Anyway. How come an almost illegible poem by the bloke who more than anyone linked Haggis with Scotland is recognisable humour but Haggis Republic isn't? I suppose the word dour is a Scottish one. Lighten up fer chrissake. You will get far more ridicule when Salmond starts the referendum speeches. Comics and commentators can't wait for his gaffes. Haggis Republic too much for you? Then how's about a Celtic Tiger and axis with Ireland and Iceland?

Oh. Alex beat me to it. Damn...