If you want to hear some really fine psychobabble, listen to a freshman college student who is taking Psych 100 (Introduction to Psychology). He or she generally comes on like they're the combined reincarnated souls of Freud, Pavlov, and B. F. Skinner.

Give 'em a few years to mature and/or another couple of years of intensive Psych courses and they'll outgrow it to the point where they are tolerable again.

Don Firth