(sigh!)

Like I said, those who plagiarize my created characters are going to suffer eternal torment! Yea, for they will be cast into the pit of famished shrews, there to be gnawed upon ceaselessly for eternity upon eternity until Woody Allen stops kvetching and the seas run dry. Horrible will their torment be. Hideous their fate. And all because they would not leave the fate of my characters in mine own good hands where they belong.

For I will send out my clones to expose these hiding miscreants, that their iniquity be made public knowledge, and they will be scourged and driven forth from our midst to perish in the Outer Darkness! Thus sayeth the Hawk.