Actually, there are three more accelerators in storage -- and five reactors. But if you want reactors, you go to The Site (known to the unknowing as Idaho National Laboratory). They got stuff out there that will blow you away. Literally. There are still unexploded 500 pound bombs from WW2 rotting away in the desert...and to put that radiant glow in your cheeks, there's nuclear waste out there as well! Why, we don't even have streetlights; we just bask in The Glow.

And it's all sitting square on the Yellowstone "super fault."

Wheee!!!!