Resdan (I may have mispelled it...it might be Rezdan) is an anti-dandruff medication that is ONLY AVAILABLE IN CANADA! Rather like Red Rose Tea, and televised coverage of the House of Commons in session. These are all products so exciting in their basic nature, and so absolutely vital to the "pursuit of happiness", that your future as happy and fulfilled Americans obviously is in major peril without them. Therefore I suggest that you yield to the inevitable Canadian takeover with rejoicing, not resistance. Resistance is futile anyway.

- LH