here's an email that I sent her this morning.

"Holy shit Michelle, I'm glad that you didn't take a swing at Muslims and the Prophet. You'd be singing the Fatwa Blues. Hidin' out, peaking out the window from behind heavy curtains like a coke head,
readin' Rushdie and perhaps listening to old Sinead O'Connor tapes.
But I gotta tell you, as a free thinker and borderline atheist, I find your biblical references kinda vexing, and would like to put in for a refund in case someone don't claim theirs.
Just tryin' to lighten the mood here. love RB"