Greetings from the great white north, eh?

Anyone know the lyrics to this song? I've looked everywhere and no luck. heard it on one of those novelty albums that were popular in the 70's

Chorus
It was a bear (bump bump)
a great big mother of a bear
I was up in a flash and did the 10 mile dash
and i never ever went back there

Email
waxxie@ntl.sympatico.ca

any help would be greatly appreciated