Here in civilisation, we don't live in kennels. We live in huge fuck off mansions. Mind you, the good professor can choose between his bean bag at the side of the aga, his basket in the lounge or the rug in front of the fire in my study.

Same sex marriage is a sore point for him. Very sore indeed since having his nuts nipped. However, he did tell me say to you the following.

Woof! Woof! Grrrr Woof!

Which translates as "Whilst ever we have a situation where gay footballers such as Fashanu commit suicide due to how Gay people are demonised, football is the poorer for it. Whilst ever you have to "admit" rather than state you are gay and hope for acceptance, society is the poorer for it.   Whilst ever the HPA figures suggest the HIV fight is far from over, society acceptance and encouragement of monogamous relationships such as marriage on the same footing as any other person is a positive step in the right direction.

And that would preclude your poison and hate being repeated and repeated in order to stigmatise people.

What's that boy? No, no bark, he just farted.