Told ya and told ya not to pull the pin on them things. Now your office is filled with tear gas and red smoke. The red smoke is to tell the black helicopters were to land. You might consider opening a window, going outside and take with you the thing labeled "Thermite." Pull the pin on that and toss it through the open window. That'll burn your house down and get rid of the red smoke and the tear gas and the black helicopters won't land.

I don't quite know what you'll have to tell your insurance company.