This is just horseshit.

If Obama were a fascist, he would be able to get stuff done which he has been blocked from by the obfuscatrial a-holes in the Repub sector. Why, he would have taken all your guns by now and forced you all to marry lesbians who smoke pot and provide abortions, and much, much more! That proves he's not a fascist. Surely you can see that? It's plain as day!