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Thread #59418 Message #3498725
Posted By: Rapparee
04-Apr-13 - 10:02 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Because we're Americans!!! Jeez, I'd think you'd realize that! Look at how many times we've pulled Canada's fat out of the fire: there was that time during our Revolutionary War when we captured Montreal, there was that time during the War of 1812, there was that business right after our Civil War, and the list goes on and on. Sure, each time you were reconquered by the British, but for a brief period we gave you a taste of Freedom, Truth, Justice, and the American Way! And how are we paid back? By Albertan military forces massed on the border between Idaho and Canada, ready to attack if a kid pops a bubble gum bubble, that's how! Canadian beavers, laden with implanted electronics, long ago infiltrated our forests and wetlands, sending Top Secret Burn Before Reading data back to their Canadian handlers. Molson and Moosehead and Labatts smuggled in to undermine our beer industry and therefore the morale of our troops.
Oh, how bitter is the tooth of an ungrateful child!!!