I learned this in Girl Scouts


Oh I was born one night one morn when the whistle went boom boom
You can bake a steak or fry a cake when the mudpies are in bloom
Does six plus six make nine? Does ice grow on a vine?
Is Uncle Joe an Eskimo in the good old summertime?

A loopty loop in the noodle soup just to give your socks a shine
I'm a guilty judge; I ate the fudge; Three cheers for Auld Lang Syne
I cannot tell a lie; I hocked the apple pie
It's on a tree beneath the sea above the clear blue sky

If Easter eggs don't wash their legs their children will have ducks (Quack Quack)
I'd rather buy a lemon pie for 47 bucks - Too much!!
Way down in Barcelonia I fell into the foam-ia
But that was just Bolognia Pateruski blow your horn
Toot Toot!