Took mah shootin' ahrns out ta the range Sattiday mornin'. Shot fifty rounds from two revolvers at two targets, one at about twenny five yards and the other a bit further on. That's twenny five round per revolver. The win' was blowin' hard from the southwest, probably aroun' 40 miles per. Plenty hard enough to affect the bullets. But usin' mah usual one-hand grip Ah managed ta put 48 out of 50 on the 7 X 10 inch targets an' that was 10X -- 10 of them shots went dead on center.

Wadd ya mean I ain't accurate? Ya wanna come here an' hold the targets fer me?