"Btw we still havent found out if you have any claim to be a sailor "

I'm pretty sure that everyone know but you and I can't think of any reason to repeat it for someone who has been as rude as you.

I see your spelling is getting better. What was the trap. Write like a three year old so that I would say you write like a three year old?

Some trap! Your mother must be proud.

Here is another trick you can try. Go on off to school se we can say you gave gone to school.