When you eat meat
but hate the meat that you're eating
you have surely got ...
Ground Round!

It's so unnerving
when they're constantly serving
in an eating spot ...
Ground Round!

It may be called a chopped steak
Salisbury or beef patty
No matter what it's called
it's always overcooked and fatty
What can you do?

Call out to your waiter there
beat down on your table
stand up on your chair
and say

Ground Round!
piled on my plate I see
Ground Round!
you're always conning me
Ground Round!
why does it have to be
Ground Round
Ground Round
[fade out]

Written down from memory. There may be some mistakes.