A little techy aint we? There is no need to shout. You really need to lighten up.

I told you I was no moralist,only a lonely old biddy whose husband had his unit blown of in Afghanistan.

I realy dont need any help with gently teasing you. You rise to the bait with unfailling, some would say predictable, regularity.

Ease the wheel Barnacle Balls, as we used to say in the WRENS.

You being an old salt wont need an explanation fo the last bit, unless you are the fraud we all suspect you to be.