My dad for many years had his own dance band and MC'd at weddings and dances. A lot of folk in here remind me of a story he frequently told.

A young couple decided the wanted to get married and went to see the minister to arrange the calling of the bans. Well things went along fine in their little chat till the fell to quarrelling and Bob jumped up "Forget it we're no getting married ahm scunnered." And of he stomped.

A few weeks later the minister opened the door once more to the same young couple once more they fell a quarrelling during the discussion and this time it was Jean who jumped up. "Whit did ah ever see in ye? Ahm jist scunnered."

Another few weeks passed and once more the minister opened the door to find the quarrelsome couple standing there asking if he would marry them "NAW" Shouted the minister "Ahm jist fair scunnered wie the pair o ye." And with that he closed the door