A little ditty I whipped up in honor of the Christmas feast. Sung to the tune of Oh Come All Ye Faithful-

OH COME GET A FACE-FULL

Oh come get a face-full.
Christmas dinner's ready.
Oh come eat, oh come eat, the turkey is done.
Potatoes and dressing, all smothered with gravy.
Eggnog and Christmas cookies,
pumpkin pie with whipped cream,
eat until your pants scream,
too tiiiiight, no more!