SANTA GOT STUCK!
As sung by Anna Moo on "Mooey Christmas"

1. Up on the housetop, reindeer pause.
Out jumps good old Santa Claus,
Down through the chimney with lots o' toys,
All for the little ones' Christmas joys.

Except...

CHORUS: Santa got stuck.
Whoa! Santa got stuck,
'Cause he ate too much o' that Thanksgivin' dinner.
Yeah, Santa got stuck.
Oh, Santa got stuck.
If you eat too much, you can't thinner.

2. Well, the kids woke up early Christmas day.
They saw that nobody'd eaten those cookies on the tray,
And then they heard a noise in the fireplace.
They saw two boots danglin' but nobody's face.

Yeah...CHORUS

3. Now they said: "Santa, is that you?"
They heard a "Ho-ho-ho!" then a "Boo-hoo-hoo!
Would you grab my legs and pull me down?
I got a million presents to get around town."

Yeah...CHORUS

4. So they pulled him down on the count o' three:
One! Two! Three!
And he landed on his bottom and he bruised his knee;
But he quickly passed those presents 'round.
He said: "I'll see you next year less forty pounds."

Yeah...CHORUS