And why think for yourself when the little baby jesus can do it for you? Breaking promises made to your God are irrelevant but you still believe in him? Supposing he still believes in you afterwards. If you notice I was complaining that you have to go through the charade just to do the best by your children. Unlike the unsavoury biblical bloke who was about to sacrifice his son. Do you honestly believe that the congregation who repeat the chants back to the vicar at a wedding even think about what they are promising? or indeed that a fairly rational vicar believes they do?

Have you ever tried reading the tripe you write before you press submit?

Oh and by the way, its humour not humor.....