Notice how I don't even hafta be around for these yoyos to keep yammerin' on about me, Stim? That's coz they wish they was more like me, insteada bein' a buncha sad losers. It's true that Rap briefly served as my runnin' mate back in '08...and it's probably the main reason I lost the damn election! He set the nation back by decades. He will be remembered in future centuries the way Benedict Arnold is remembered now. The man is a total disaster. Lower than Death Valley. Even worse than Bobertz!

- Chongo