Dog chow and the occasional Jehova's witness.

Mind you, greyhounds like mine don't have the constitution of my previous mongrels so whilst Bridge's observations used to work for me, I would be welcomed by a sloppy smelly dog egg if his diet extended beyond the food the rescue place recommended and his gravy bones for treats.

Mind you, he is especially partial to horse shit. If he enjoyed bullshit to the same extent I could feed him links to postings on mudcat by the usual suspects. ...