I don't lie to Christians. You have priests, vicars, bishops etc to do that without any help from me. I'd only get it wrong anyway....



(If anybody has, like salty Jack Tar and I, lost the plot; Sailor Jack is offended because I once said I support the many people who say they are Christian when the local school with good performance figures happens to be a faith school. He reckons doing well by your children is secondary to doing well by his imaginary friend. I accept that your children come way above any hobby you partake of on a Sunday.)